the allotment underground have flu. We're shutting down non-essential functions to preserve power to life support. Rest assured we will return in the new year, with a troublesome Lemsip addiction.
In the meantime, why not console yourself with the writing of somemore more talented than us:
- stuff what I have written
The links are on the left - I mean right. I can't be bothered to add them here
Happy New Year to our readers. That's right, both of you.